1. Who is this Peter H? Number one in John Leech's slapped-butt-faced rebuttal unit? Is it actually Right Reverend Lord Sir Councillor Dr Professor John Leech MP, opposition front bench spokesperson for cycle clips himself?
2. If so it is interesting to compare these "fetid brains" and "tiny minds" lines with Mr Leech's peace and love homily for the season. This popped through the Humbug letter box in the heart of his constituency recently and I've counted seven deadly sins but wonder if someone with better arithmetic will manage to boost this to the full quotient of twelve lies of Christmas?
3. The Lib Dems should deselect this lying and miserable twister. But they probably won't. They're stupid that way. He will be yet another of their one term wonders and would do well to hang on to his council seat and even unseat Simon Ashley as a form of good-life insurance. However there was talk on Radio 4 this morning of Mr Ming being for the chop. He may therefore add to his sprint record the shortest spell for a non-caretaker Lib or Lib Dem leader in the history of the sport of liars.
4. If Simon Oakwind is correct, and also the old gentleman Ming is correct about a snap election, they'll have to be quick de-selecting the grizzling one with his crutch of misery. Could this be why the effervescent Cllr Marc Ramsbottom is doing so many "poster boy" covers in the local paper? Marc has lots of time on his hands of course as he is suspended from his job over an alleged tax fiddle etc (but on full pay) but he has really raised his game just now.
Is it to be the night of the long knives? Blue moon for Bishop Leech?
