I've always enjoyed alan's contributions. He argues, listens and takes things on the chin.
But he has been passing himself off as a local resident. So there's been an underlying deception to his comments which suggests dirty tricks, but at least he's out of the closet now and we know where he stands (or doesnt).
As for you Maurice. My dad was called maurice. He was a pillock. Must be something about the name.
Oh and I like pigeons, and anything else which craps on people in Burnage (that's in south manchester, Alan). The nets probably just moved the bloody things to didsbury, where no doubt they'll vote labour because the Lib Dems evicted them from their nice little bridge.
Which means you'll have pigeons as well as sheep voting for Micky Mouse alan. Animal Farm all over again. Makes vivisection almost attractive.